i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing
i think iv found my new favorite thing to do
It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
ONE LAST EPISODE OF FREE
ONE LAST EPISODE OF HAIKYUU
ONE LAST EPISODE OF AO HARU RIDE
ONE LAST EPISODE OF TOKYO GHOUL
ONE LAST EPISODE OF GEKKAN SHOUJO
ONE LAST EPISODE OF DRAMATICAL MURDER
This is it, guys.
This is how the world ends.