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shredxsledder:

Super smash bros 4 confirmed to be dropped soon by God.

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via angerandcoffeee)



beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

(via distinctmemory)


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walkerflexasranger:

Man this shit don’t NEVER work
ghost-of-algren:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

….is anyone gonna tell them they had foundation in 1994 and belly tops were like REALLY big or are we just letting that lay?
"The 90s: When People Were Happy With Themselves"

"When punks were the cool kids, not the outcasts" is a masterpiece of missing the point
thetomska:

brihime:

Omg dude..

Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?


elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via lemmegetinyourpantry)


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llyubov:

10 Things NOT to Say with Someone with a Chronic Illness:

1.  You have what? I’ve never heard of it.
2.  You need to exercise more.
3.  Aren’t you feeling better yet?
4.  Maybe an anti-depressant would help.
5.  ”But you look just fine.” or “You don’t look sick.”
6.  You are taking too much medicine.
7. You need to change your diet.
8.  It’s all in your head.
9. Losing weight might help.
10. If you just had a more positive attitude…

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

(via lemmegetinyourpantry)


rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step