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alliseeisroad:

back to school shopping: vodka and black eyeliner

(via bitch--fantastic)


phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via bitch--fantastic)


pleatedjeans:

via
baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice


princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via sailorp00n)


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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via neverkeelybottoms)



chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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